- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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