What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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the lemon was sweet.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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