- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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