Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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