Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Heskey time.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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