Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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