The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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