- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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