- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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