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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Your mother is so fat.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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