- Anti Joke

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.