What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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