- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

I have read the terms and conditions

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

He--Hey guys

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

G:nock nock B:come in!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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