Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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women rights

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Where's the soap?

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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TELL

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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haha

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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