- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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