- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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