Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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sky silverstein

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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