- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

the NAACP

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

knock knock? come in

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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