The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

69- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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