- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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