YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Ham sandwich

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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1d

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Anti Joke

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