- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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