What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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