- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What is older than history?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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