- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why can't february march Because april may

The truth is he loves her!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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