And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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