- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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