Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

I have read the terms and conditions

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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