Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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