Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

men's rights activists

So one time there was this woman learning...

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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