Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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whats black? the colour

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Women's Rights

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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