Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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no rasist joks

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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