What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Smeg...

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Ily bae

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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