You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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