what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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