Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Skinny people fart less.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Ham sandwich

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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