- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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