- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

call me maybe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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