- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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