- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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