How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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