Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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