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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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