Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Knock knock.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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