how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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what is 3+3= 8

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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