What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I'm so punny.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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