Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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