So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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