What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Poop.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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