How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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