Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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nothing

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Anti Joke

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