- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Go away still nothing to see

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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