purple pickles

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Your life

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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