A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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