Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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