Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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69

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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