What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Guess what? Bananas

Massie is a fatass

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

2 black kids walk into school

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A French man gets into a fight

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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