Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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DERP

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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