- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what goes boo a sock

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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