- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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