How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Daniel is a fag

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Cancer.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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