- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

I'm gay.

A hill billy went fishing

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

I have an idea! You leave.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

whats brown and booky a book.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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