Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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rocky is here again.......................

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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