- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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