She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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