- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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