In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Yo mama so fat.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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