- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

nothing

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Go away still nothing to see

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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